sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022

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Vampire Tea

Act of mixing a used tampon in boiling water

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

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nazi vampire

What to call someone when they’re brutally bossy, racist, or just all and all bad, a great insult

Person 1 - “Man I can’t get my mom off my back.”
Person 2 - “Jeez, sounds like she’s a serious nazi vampire

by Just One Egg Yolk August 13, 2021

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1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.

"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"

by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009

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Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.

"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."

by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009

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Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.

They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.

by libertyuk August 16, 2008

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