Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors

We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.

by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023

scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

scoop your nips

when someone tries to pull Your nips out and stick them up Your bum

if you dont help me kill this kid, i will scoop Your nips

by Jerome ASF September 25, 2016

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

Scoop

To pick somebody up in your car.

"Hey bro you want a scoop bro", "ya bro bet pull up right now."

by emereson h June 01, 2020

Scoop

A litter substitution for the words , cool, hype, Fire, lit, mighty, and amazing.

That’s scoop my brofam

by Bigcheeselolgottemhehe November 12, 2019