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Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.
Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.
by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019
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heart person

A person who understands your heart and life's ways inside and out. Someone (male or female. Friend or family) who completes you and whom you are absolutely closest with. Can be more than one person. These are the people you would kill for. If you have a heart person in your life, you are truly blessed and the happiest person alive. These individuals fulfill your heart and life. Life won't be the same without them. They become your hearts chosen family.
'My best friend Sarah is my Heart person as we grew up together and know each other inside and out. Can't imagine my life without her.'

'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'
by HeartsPerson November 28, 2020
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poll person

Poll Person is a Google Plus legend who has been banned almost 50 times. He finds glitches and gets paid by Google, he is also very sweet and attractive.
by Broccoli Mom December 10, 2017
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pallet person

A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.
Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.

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by Lawnie G Nome April 9, 2020
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personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
by michael foolsley September 28, 2013
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personality sex

Personality sex is non physical fornication in which two people share incredible conversations and deep feelings but none of it is physical attraction.
Man that chick was cool. I totally had personality sex with her. I wish she was actually hot :(
by van der kak February 13, 2014
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personal orientation

Natural attraction or affinity towards someone intellectually, emotionally, spiritually, and or sexually despite the gender or orientation of that particular individual or group of individuals.

An alternative to sexual orientation that would have us believe that relationships, business, personal, or intimate could be based on sex and sex alone.

Personal Orientation allows us to remove labels of gay and straight and to look beyond gender into the soul and heart of relationships.
When Michelle was asked about her sexual orientation she simply replied that I am in love with the most beautiful man in the world, David. He makes me laugh, he makes me think, and he is a freak in the sheets. For that reason my Personal Orientation is focused on David and David alone.

When John was asked why he chose to be gay he replied, I didn't choose to be gay I was born this way and more than that my relationships do not revolve solely around sex! How boring would that be? My Personal Orientation happens to be with Men because they they stimulate me in more ways than one.

When Brenda spoke about her lover Chaz she did so with conviction, but it was from a place of orientation and not preference. No one has a sexual preference because to say that implies that we have power and control over that aspect of our lives; and we simply do not.
by D'Lanor Lleork March 27, 2010
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