Gooniör’s Law

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.

“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”

by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021

pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.

If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.

by Keds January 26, 2014

The Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.

Using the Law of Attraction you can manifest anything

by KaedanClub September 9, 2020

Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017

Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.

Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!

by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011

Wolfe's Law

The principal that under the current defintion of homosexuality, you are permitted to check out another male for 8 seconds fully clothed, 6 seconds shirtless or a quick glance if all Wang's are shown.

Dude, that shirtless guy is so hot! Anddddd, now he's not. Wolfe's Law.

by Bigbustycoons November 29, 2014

Vyatka's law

If a song on YouTube become related to TNO (a famous HOI4 mod), the comment section will soon be invaded by the TNO fandom (especially if it's about a Russian reunification theme).

Typical comments under "cadets of the nikolaev school" :

Comment A : "Based vyatka"

Comment B : "Vladimir III moment !!"

Comment C : "vyatka's law : (definition)"

by Konan.M November 20, 2021