cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)

I want to cowboy coon you

by game_takers1 April 29, 2023

Cowboy Joe

When someone shoots code from the hip without testing.

Fucking Cowboy Joe is at it again, always committing code to production without testing.

by not-ss September 1, 2017

Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.

If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.

by Motieman June 2, 2021

Cowboy Pancake

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.

“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there”

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”

by cowgirlnotinthesand October 29, 2023

Cowboy Farts

Uncontrollable flatulence, especially noisy and oftentimes masculine in tone. Best ripped around a campfire, with other cowboys, but perfectly acceptable to pull off as a lone ranger. Knowledge of the movie Blazing Saddles is not necessary.

"Davey, I tried to sneak out some squeakers on my date last night, but unfortunately due to the excessive bean consumption, I was overcome with the Cowboy Farts!”

by BoeJundy November 3, 2020

Cowboy Drag

When you are not really about the ranching lifestyle (i.e. waking up at 4am, feeding the pigs, herding cattle, plowing the fields, etc.) but you love to wear and culturally appropriate the fashion.

April: What was Diplo wearing?!?! Was that a big belt buckle?

Matthew: That’s “Cowboy Drag.” He’s been doing it since Stagecoach!

by djpr3mis September 14, 2019

Rusty Cowboy

Is when your tiddy humping your girlfriend, but only in reverse so she can lick your butthole at the same time.

We enjoy doing the rusty cowboy position.

by Badapple187 September 9, 2021