Christmas crunk

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

by Tweeples May 25, 2012

Christmas Krook

A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !

1. A grumpy person

2. Bad attitude towards Christmas

3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .

4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .

1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''

2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''

3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''

4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''

''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''

''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''

by Steven Griffiths December 3, 2011

Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.

Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

Brown Christmas

Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.

by J’oh December 25, 2020

Christmas Bubblebath

When the male partner requires to spill his hot frothy gravy, he then proceeds to make his local semi chem to buy some tablets to extract the hot sauce, he then proceeds to walk home when suddenly his wilbert starts to graze his trucks creating some volcanic friction on his builders helmet,when he gets home he long jumps up the stairs to the bathroom where he scavenges all his creamy hair products with the main catalyst head and shoulders and begins to empty the bottles into a bowl to make a creamy concoction and uses the residue as lube to stroke his willy until his hot steamy sauce touches the air underneath some prickly mistletoe

Graeme achieved a Christmas bubblebath onto Pimms face

by Christmas bubblebath December 26, 2020

Nashville Christmas

Explosive nightcap to an otherwise wonderful day.

Man, I gotta tell you, taking a shit after eating at Chili's was a Nashville Christmas.

by Mister Creant December 28, 2020