Texas Switcharoo is when doing a girl from behind facing a window, have one of your friends come out from the closet, you pull put, He sticks it in, you go outside and wave to her in the window!
by Texas switcharoo boy January 31, 2009
A town south of Houston that is full of rednecks and racists, even though more than half of the town is not white. And even though people here make fun of Mexicans, we all eat their food at Taqueria La Tapatia.
Yep, only in Alvin, Texas.
by traskat June 23, 2011
Beaumont, Texas is considered by locals to be the equivalent to hell. The traffic is horrid and the people suck. Beaumont is trying desperately to be Houston, Texas. It fails. Most of Beaumont is ghetto. It sucks overall. It is frequently refered to as Boremont.
by détendre June 22, 2011
by Jizzzer February 15, 2017
Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.
Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.
by Biggity January 30, 2004
A major Texas school located out in the BFE that is Lubbock. Surounded by desert and cotten feilds Texas Tech is a jem in the ruff, a shining beakon of knowledge, a, well you get the picture. Also, a great party school and was voted #2 by playboy magazine for the hottiest girls at any university. May be a major source of STD's
by Raider Red November 26, 2005
Generally a side effect to long-term smoking, which causes the smoker to talk using only one side of the mouth.
Drew Barrymore seems to have a bit of a texas mouth.
by Shervin N March 20, 2007