Straight Mess

Someone who is disheveled looking, doesn't have their act together, and just looks like the have no idea what is going on.

That girl that came over to the house looked like a straight mess if you ask me?!!!

by Kate Koplik July 31, 2006

straight voguing

Similar to the vogue, in this version an obvious queen strikes poses that are meant to appear masculine.

That queen was straight voguing so hard I thought I was looking at a GQ ad.

by Corey Green May 20, 2008

straightian

a person who is bisexual and is affraid 2 admit it so they say they r straight even tho they arn't.

"i think that other girl over in the corner is pretty, but i dnt want people 2 think im a weirdo i gusse im just a straightian" says some chick

by !@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+ October 18, 2009

Straight up Bourne shit

When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.

Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"

Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"

Manny "Dude check me out"

Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building

Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"

by MannyET December 16, 2009

Straight to Business

" Straight to Business"

Getting straight to the point, straight to the purpose, wasting no time, straight to business..

"I got my milk, i got my cereal, straight to business"

"Ima drop $1,000 on my first date with her so i can cop quick, straight to business"

by Sword Fish June 25, 2012

Straight Flexible

When and girl is into guys more than girls but still likes girls and a guy is into girls more than guys but still likes guys

Hey I'm straight flexible

by Kitsunera September 4, 2016

Straight-Washing

The abominable act of appropriating queer culture to turn it “straighter”.

Friend 1: “Why’d you in-bedazzle my cowboy boots?”
Friend 2: “Because Straight-Washing is the new fab shit!”

by DrunkenSamurai June 23, 2018