Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.

I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.

by Kerplah July 8, 2014

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kobe bryant squirts

when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.

dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts

joe: what the fuck thats nasty

by tony_hawk_pussycoc November 16, 2016

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Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019

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squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

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bubble gum squirts

When you take a shit and you make shitty shit bubbles.

Tom:Man i gotta stop eating taco bell.

Bill:Why what do you mean?

Tom:I fucking had bubble gum squirts all over the wall.

Bill:Don't fucking tell me that shit gross.

Tom:Well u asked.

by Jack Meioff over and over February 16, 2014

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