Stranger in the night

When you masturbate with your non-dominant hand and it feels like someone else is doing

I got tendinitis in my dominant hand so now i have to do "stranger in the night" it feels like someone else is doing it... but it also feels like I'm doing it to someone else.

by mufasasabitch February 4, 2018

hello stranger

When someone sits on there hand till it’s numb then masturbates.

I was lonely till I worked out my problems with a hello stranger.

by Salty capt. February 27, 2019

supreme victory perfect mega stranger

An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.

~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

Friendly Stranger

When a man sits on his arm until he can't feel it and then jerks himself off with that hand so it feels like someone else is jerking him off.

I recommend doing the "friendly stranger" when masterbaiting.

by sombooty sleep October 2, 2011

Friendly Stranger

Basically the same thing as a normal stranger only instead of giving yourself a handjob, you stick your finger(s) into your butt hole.

Johnny got bored with strangers so he turned to the friendly stranger.

by (*) March 4, 2009

spanger

Is to be said to someone who is offensive to your girlfrend.
meaning that they are a fucking douche, and have no friends,they are adopted, look like their michael jakcson, and will be strung up by their own balls in a room with Tony Blair.
this is classed as one of the most offnsive things that can be said in your girlfriends defense.

your so fucking gay you little spanger

by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006

Springerite

A Springerite is a moron, idiot, dumb ass, stupid person of lowly self esteem, low life, trouble maker.

A term based off the Jerry Springer Show, describing anyone with similar actions as the people who have appeared on the Jerry Springer Show, which makes the person a "Springerite".

by Michael Thunder October 7, 2010