SOAP

The stuff that is used to cleanse your body. Soap cleanses the deep untouched crevasses of your body that are dirty. Some people say soap is unnecessary, but it is if you want to have any relationships at all. Without soap the world would be an awful place with B. O. and everyday life would constantly be ripe.

Tyrone: Man did you use soap? Because you my friend are ripe.

Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!

by NOOOOOOOOOoohgrgvjsht November 18, 2018

Soapness

The soap I wash my ass with.

This water is so soapness coded!

by 2hndkalgg November 5, 2023

Soap scrubbing

The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.

Christian took a bar of soap and started soap scrubbing in the shower

by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025

Willy soap

1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.

"Dude, I have knob cheese, I need to use some willy soap!"

by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008

SOAP

Sweaty Old Age Pensioner

Nan told me she really liked watching the SOAPs on Sunday.

by EatMyBiscuit April 16, 2022

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Soap

Genocidal slur against fat people.

Look at all that soap at the Weight Watchers meeting.

NO SOAP ALLOWED ON THIS BEACH!

by Keith Sable October 26, 2018