WHERE IS THE SOAP?

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WHERE IS THE SOAP?

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021

Soap

Something that causes you to get molested in a shower at prison.

Prisoner Bill: Oh no, I dropped the soap.
Prisoner Wang: Your free trail for being in peace has expired...

by datboi101lol March 17, 2021

Future Soap Bar

A not-very-nice way to call your Jewish friend. It’s a reference to Holocaust, since Jewish people were made into soap during WWII.

Oh hey, future soap bar! How are you enjoying Poland?

by Your favourite Jew July 23, 2023

Frozen Soap Clones

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.

Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.

by KImCobain July 26, 2017

Green Soap

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.

Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Piss Soap

A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.

This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.

"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"

by Piss Man February 26, 2021

Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016