shoot the dog

Great song and hilarious 2DTV-produced music video, both by George Michael

In the summer of 2002, shoot the dog was one of the hottest videos on MTV

by Alex B. December 19, 2004

shoot the fair

two people fighting without ne 1 helping them

..iight den u wanna shoot da fair?

by beena November 8, 2003

shoot and scoot

To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.

I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.

by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008

scootay

As in scooter

Check this shit, i be ridin on ma scootay all day long motherfucker Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, SHAMON

by Nick February 4, 2004

Scooter Madness

Noun - An emotional state one may enter into in which everything seems hilarious regardless of relevance or innate humor. Usually characterized by uncontrollable laughter coupled with tears.

Dude, she got scooter madness!

by shochu75 November 16, 2009

shoot the shit

- Phrase. To engage in a useless activity, usually conversation without any emotional or instructorial value.

Philosophers can shoot the shit better than anybody.

by Hobgoblin88 April 18, 2009

shoot his wad

When a man releases his cum.

He doesn't love you, he just wants to shoot his wad.

by suzy & claire August 26, 2006