by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew November 1, 2019
Get the Shrek mug.The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.
"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."
by Water_sheep November 3, 2019
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Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...
Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!
He didn't return tomorrow.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!
He didn't return tomorrow.
by yomahbroski December 13, 2019
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Shrek is amazing.
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