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Shrek

the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
Shrek: i am the one and only SHREK

you: thats enough internet for the day 0_o
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Shrek

The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.
"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."
by Water_sheep November 3, 2019
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Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...
Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!

He didn't return tomorrow.
by yomahbroski December 13, 2019
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shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies
i love my husband shrek
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I'm going to church to watch Shrek.
by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020
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Shrek

Shrek is amazing.
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Shrek is love

Looking up to shrek as a God (or goddess)
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