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selective asshole

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.
"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."
by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016
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Selective intelligence

At moments Tim Hillhouse has selective intelligence . When he is not hurting himself.
by Rifledog1 July 25, 2017
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Semen Theif

When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself
Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif

Jason: Damn, GG bro
by SEMEN_THEIF August 21, 2018
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Semen Sizzler

When one ejaculates into a preheated frying pan and or skillet.(not to be confused with simmering semen)
Yo Donnie lastnight the vacuum wasn't cuttin it so I tried the old semen sizzler.

The old lady wanted to try something new lastnight so I spunked on a hot skillet. Apparently it's called the semen sizzler.

I'm just made a semen sizzler yall hungry?
by Newengland413 July 22, 2019
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dae semena

used when you either don't want to answer the question, or yu're too lazy to answer the question, as in the story is getting way too long and you don't like finishing it.
So anyways we almost got into the club then dae semena nai nai
by Ronald Young Jr. December 2, 2004
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primitive selections

That one girl you have a crush on from across the classroom, Yeah Her... Well She Has ''Primitive Selections' And needs someone other than you ugly white trash......
That girl has Primitive Selections
by ffffszertdftx554w53w3 November 29, 2016
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One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.
How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!
by butanebird91 January 25, 2017
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