skewer screwed

From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.

Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.

by nightmareonfriday October 22, 2009

chop and screw

to make something new and improved; to remix something such as a dj would

I'm totally going to chop and screw my sober-up snack by combining cream cheese with graham crackers.

by DJ Chachi January 17, 2009

chopped and screwed

when a hip hop or rap record is slowed down and mixed hence the word chopped(cut it slow down ) and screwed with mixed

swisha house makes good chopped and screwed records

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 27, 2017

Goblin Screwdriver

When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.

Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol

by Ucant June 13, 2009

Rusty Screwdriver

A promiscuous redhead who "screws around" a lot; a skank, a slut, a man-whore.

"You might think that ginger's interested in you, Steve, but she's just a rusty screwdriver."

by UserNameHere! October 12, 2011

Butley Screw

What a real band (SOD) calls Motley Crue.

SOD = Storm Troopers Of Death

by Speak English Or Die May 11, 2004