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screaming divit

when your screwing a girl, and you've jsut climaxed, you grab a fist of as much public hair of hers you can, and see how much you can pull off while yelling "FOUR!"
johnny did a sreaming divit on mary
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
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Screaming Backflip

Doing someone doggy style, and thrusting so hard that at one point she is flipped over your head so that she is behind you.
Man, i gave this chick a screaming backflip, she flew like eight feet!
by Christ tits March 29, 2008
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Screaming Diddlies

The sound made when violently excreting fluid from the anus into a toilet; a condition encountered when one has diarrhea.
"After I got home from eating at the new Mexican restaurant downtown, I had to run to the bathroom because I came down with a case of the screaming diddlies!"
by Jredog June 4, 2009
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Screaming Unicorn

When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016
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Screaming Starfish

The act of surprising a peer by pulling ones butt cheeks apart to reveal an ever so slightly agape asshole, resembling a screaming starfish
Matt screaming starfished me as I woke up , I don't think I stopped quivering that whole day
by Andy276 April 28, 2017
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screaming football

A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football
by .. July 7, 2019
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