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A living fucking hell. The teachers are demons in disguise. The principal is fucking Satan. That's school for you.
Person 1: I love school!
Person 2: Get the fuck out of my house.
by quacker_ February 22, 2021
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The place where I'm writing this definition. Also the main nesting spot for 10 year old Furries. A hellspawn full of Edgy 12 year old kids, and young Childs.
We have to go to School today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Edgy child December 8, 2017
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a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.
John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.

Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.
by funny fellas January 25, 2014
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a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.
Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS
by @Gmail God February 25, 2023
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A legitimate prison that you sit in an uncomfortable plastic chair for 9 hours. Then you finally get to go home and relax. BUT NO there’s this thing called homework that if you refuse to complete you will fail. The school will find ways to make your life miserable.
school is a waste of time
by chadhairs December 1, 2019
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Mom: Jeremy wake up its time to go to school
Jeremy: No! I don't want to go back to that horrible burning place
by Destiel2003 October 28, 2015
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School is technically the reincarnation of Hell and is a place where kids waste seven hours of shit and other stuff, and the school is technically fucking prison, and school isn't even necessary until shitty college! Fuck school.
School is shit. But homework is worse.
by artboy22 July 18, 2020
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