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Sam

Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik
Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018
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Sam

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
by A true penis lover February 12, 2010
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Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3
amber<3sam
by avagambvager September 9, 2011
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Sam

she is a strong mom with lots of love in her hart. She is always there to hear your story and give you advice. She will help everyone because she knows how it feels to hurt. She is a independent, confident and awesome women.
Don't forget Sam is beautiful as well.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 27, 2019
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sam

Sam is usually know as a bit of a narcissist. she always wants things to go her way. she wants people to compliment everything she does. EVERY topic turns into a past life experience of hers. and no matter want you say she will try to give a history lesson to make her seem smarter than you. She is also known to be a bit of a down it all that won't shut up.
friend 1: ugh I met this really annoying narcissist today.
friend 2: was her name Sam?
friend 1: yeah how did you know.

that new girl Sam is kinda a bitch

Sams are the worst.
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Sam

Sam is a guy who is a McDonald's Eating Trash nugget he knows what he is saying is wrong but says it anyway
Damn Sam just stfu
Sam you never got hit by a car
by Yeeoit1257 November 3, 2017
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SAM

by Lord and savior hentai May 20, 2018
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