Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017

SAM

AN EXTRA ASS BITCH.

"SAM! WHY ARE YOU SO EXTRA"
"IDK I WAS BORN THAT WAY"

by 2FLYKRISTY June 28, 2016

Sam

The most gorgeous girl ever. She's sweet and a great listener. She's funny and loves life

Sam is gorgeous

by Fairy poop March 22, 2017

Sam

Sam is a guy who is a McDonald's Eating Trash nugget he knows what he is saying is wrong but says it anyway

Damn Sam just stfu
Sam you never got hit by a car

by Yeeoit1257 November 3, 2017

Sam

A geezer who fucks his 12 year old girlfriend on the daily even though he is 17

Clive- Oi Sam wanna play ten pin bowling
Sam- Nah I'm busy. My girlfriend who is 12 is coming over for some slurp time
Clive- That's borderline pedophilia, are you a pedophile

Sam- Nah although I'm looking at the age of 11 next

by Cooneyes May 20, 2019

sam

hes a cunt that makes self harm jokes

hes a cunt sam is a cunt

by ceely denonce October 18, 2019