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SAM

Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.
Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.
by Eadc88 April 15, 2017
mugGet the SAMmug.

sam

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.
by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018
mugGet the sammug.

The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you
OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
mugGet the The Sammug.

sam

sam is stupid and black and dosent shower. many cavities and yellow teeth. lazy and fat never dose anything
sam is a fat cunt
by yeet haha June 9, 2020
mugGet the sammug.

Samming

When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*

Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.

Person 1: I used a different name

Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
Johnny can't stop samming, everytime he opens him mouth he's samming .
by Lieordie September 1, 2016
mugGet the Sammingmug.

SAM

The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.
SAM is the BIGGEST chick magnet in the whole school!
by UNCOUNTABLE March 17, 2022
mugGet the SAMmug.

sam it

Dude I made the best sam it ever last night!
by huggersss December 3, 2013
mugGet the sam itmug.

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