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snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks
WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!
by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014
mugGet the snail smegamug.

Snail Trail

Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.

Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.
Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”

Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“
by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023
mugGet the Snail Trailmug.

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
by Billy900 May 2, 2018
mugGet the angry canadian snailmug.

Snail

Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail
Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about
by Fozzy March 28, 2015
mugGet the Snailmug.

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.
'oi bruv you're a batty snail'
by anonymous January 31, 2021
mugGet the Batty Snailmug.

Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).
The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.
by Snaillifer December 16, 2019
mugGet the Snail Lifemug.

Snail Gang

Gang of Snail loving MF, Love for snails in this B. Usually make a sign with their hands by holding their Pointer, pinky with their thumb with two index and middle finger angled slightly making the eyes of the snail and the pinter makes the spin for the shell.
Your stubble upon another snail gang member you must yell snail gang! or in a mob, you just scream SNAIL GANG MF! this goes for any event or area of large people or even small groups. SNAIL GANG FOREVER
by Snail gang Founder September 8, 2020
mugGet the Snail Gangmug.

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