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Clam Slam

Clam Slam is the female version of a “teabag”

Primarily used in video games as an insult or to piss people off after a kill or a win.
John: why did you Clam Slam that guy?

Maria: he deserved it, asshole was camping the whole game.
by BigDaddyDagger October 3, 2021
mugGet the Clam Slammug.

slamming a whopper

"When Albert said he was slamming a whopper, I didnt think he meant a 700 pound woman."
by Tuko May 11, 2018
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Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back
Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011
mugGet the Shit Slammedmug.

piece of slam

You get on my nerves so bad! You are a piece of slam!
by Doobdalda September 26, 2006
mugGet the piece of slammug.

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.
"I hit a grand slam home run last night."
by matt January 5, 2004
mugGet the grand slammug.

slam dunk

the act of shitting in your hand and inserting said piece of faeces into the gaping mouth of a bystander, best served to a person you have a beef with.
Dude, I just slam dunked Cheryl. She deserved it.
by VenusFigure December 16, 2011
mugGet the slam dunkmug.

Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.
mugGet the Sympathy Slammug.

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