simp

My friend dp is a simp for anime lady, he a smiper.

Dp is such a simp.

by jonnychu1 December 29, 2020

Simp

simp: a fat loser

that guy is such a simp haha

by Orange Man Bad January 10, 2021

Simp

Scum of the earth.

Charmaine: Levi is so hot
Ida: Simp
Charmaine: How dare you!

by ScrewOffUrbanDictionary January 11, 2021

Simcoe math

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.

Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.

"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"

by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021

Simpathy

When you feel bad for or have sympathy for a simp; aka a guy (or girl) who is desperately trying to get someone to like them. Instead of criticizing the guy or girl for being a simp, you take a minute and realize how lucky you are that you are not a simp.

“Hey you know my bro Ian?”
“Yeah!”
“I have so much simpathy for him. He keeps being a simp and Ashley keeps laughing and brushing him off.”

by Rico Rush February 22, 2021

Simpathy

When you feel bad for someone simping.

I have so much simpathy for that Wilbur Soot simp!

by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021

Simp Syndrome Disorder

A person that puts Too much value to girl he likes, lives paycheck to paycheck and spends all his cash on a girl, puts everything aside that isnt "My Gurl "

Every weekend...
Friend: yoooo wanna hangout with the bros ?
Simp : Uhh Idunnooo bro

Friend : why not ?

Simp: Me &' My Guuuuuurl hanging out.
Call ends...
Friend to Friend : damn he got some type of Simp Syndrome Disorder.

by LongLiveJubo April 15, 2021