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"Dude, she ask me to write a new headline for that Thanksgiving full-page.. So i pushed back my chair and totally gave her a sarcastic tilde"
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A grammatical error meant to mean the same as 'being sarcastic', but much more entertaining.
A grammatical error meant to mean the same as 'being sarcastic', but much more entertaining.
Dad's just joking, he's sarcasting.
by Ted S April 4, 2009
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Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009
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1.) Similar in image and form as quotation marks, however expertly injected into a sentence to emphasize a sarcastic comment or intentional misnomer.
2.) Often used by more sophisticated and intellectual beings to replace the use of sarcastic emoticons in some emails and social networking sites.
3.) The physical sign language or hand motions that are directly related to sarcastiquotes have previously been known as air-quotes during speech-based conversations.
4.) Can be used in a group setting to subtly slip a hint to a specific person, or can be used as a surefire way to distinguish the moron of the group-briskly.
1.) Similar in image and form as quotation marks, however expertly injected into a sentence to emphasize a sarcastic comment or intentional misnomer.
2.) Often used by more sophisticated and intellectual beings to replace the use of sarcastic emoticons in some emails and social networking sites.
3.) The physical sign language or hand motions that are directly related to sarcastiquotes have previously been known as air-quotes during speech-based conversations.
4.) Can be used in a group setting to subtly slip a hint to a specific person, or can be used as a surefire way to distinguish the moron of the group-briskly.
Examples:
Ex. 1. & 2.)
*Over Instant Messenger*
Jon: "Hey man, what did we do in English today?"
Patrick: "Dude, wow! You were really "listening" weren't you?"
Jon: "I was listening."
Patrick: "Obviously not if I find the need to use sarcastiquotes with you."
Ex. 3.)
Dana: "Jane, when Jared was prank calling people did he *air-quotes* accidentally *air-quotes* call you?"
Jane: "Yes, that jackass *air-quotes* accidentally *air-quotes* called me at three o'clock in the morning. And if he hadn't the nerve already, he also called me darling!"
Dana: "That SOB!"
Ex. 4.)
Group *Reading Email Quietly to Themselves*: "If you can read this then you are a really "dumb" person."
Moron *Breaks Silence*: "Wait, hold on. I don't get it; what's he quoting? Pfff, this guy is an idiot, he's quoting a dumb person. Haha."
Group *Disgusted*: "You're a moron!"
Ex. 1. & 2.)
*Over Instant Messenger*
Jon: "Hey man, what did we do in English today?"
Patrick: "Dude, wow! You were really "listening" weren't you?"
Jon: "I was listening."
Patrick: "Obviously not if I find the need to use sarcastiquotes with you."
Ex. 3.)
Dana: "Jane, when Jared was prank calling people did he *air-quotes* accidentally *air-quotes* call you?"
Jane: "Yes, that jackass *air-quotes* accidentally *air-quotes* called me at three o'clock in the morning. And if he hadn't the nerve already, he also called me darling!"
Dana: "That SOB!"
Ex. 4.)
Group *Reading Email Quietly to Themselves*: "If you can read this then you are a really "dumb" person."
Moron *Breaks Silence*: "Wait, hold on. I don't get it; what's he quoting? Pfff, this guy is an idiot, he's quoting a dumb person. Haha."
Group *Disgusted*: "You're a moron!"
by popthatweasle February 9, 2010
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Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
Good sarcastijokes are extremely hard to retuyrn without seeming fake.
Allia: What is wrong with your hair lately?
Janet: I've just been so desperate to start a conversation with you.
Allia: Hmph. *pretends like she is really unaffected*
Christine: Janet can really get in some good sarcastijokes.
"You know, Car, maybe you should hold off on the sarcastijokes."
"Yeah, sure Sav. Why wouldn't i?"
Janet: I've just been so desperate to start a conversation with you.
Allia: Hmph. *pretends like she is really unaffected*
Christine: Janet can really get in some good sarcastijokes.
"You know, Car, maybe you should hold off on the sarcastijokes."
"Yeah, sure Sav. Why wouldn't i?"
by Linn Ultimatihah October 24, 2009
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