rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.

Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.

by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015

The Rusty Turnpike

Infamous gay bar, designed specifically for retirement parties which always end badly.

I heard Greg's retirement party is going to be at the Rusty Turnpike, that's a shame, looks like he won't get to enjoy retirement.

by Aye Matey November 19, 2019

Rusty Whore

A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.

When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'

by William0991 May 12, 2016

Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010

Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

rusty meatball

Rusty meatballs is the result of inserting your testicles into ones ass and pulling them out covered in shit.

Chad :I was dipping my balls into my girls ass the other night, i pulled them out and they were covered in shit.

Josef: aww man, sounds like you wound up with some rusty meatballs.

by asdfg123456789888 September 9, 2022

rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob

I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.

by Denny and Al December 9, 2015