[Rusty] Lumberjack

when a guy shits horrizontal to a girl's vagina, then beats it down with his dick till it splits in 2 (causing the lumberjack effect).

its like when you get your dick caught in the microwave then turned on high. or when you forget to take out the dog and you get beat with a soap in a sock giving the Rusty Lumberjack effect.

by hopwood January 13, 2009

rusty kazoo

When a woman bends over and someone places their lips on the woman's anus and vigorously moves their head back and forth while humming, as if her asshole was the mouthpiece of a kazoo.

That old timer at the Gold Nugget gave that stripper a mean rusty kazoo.

by beansnapper February 11, 2009

Rusty Whistler

When a person gives a woman a rim job (anal pleasures with their tongue) and then proceeds to finger her with two fingers, as if that person were trying to whistle with those two fingers.

"You gave him a Rusty Trombone?" "Yeah, but he returned the favor and gave me a Rusty Whistler right after!"

by dclay August 26, 2009

Rusty Lollipop

When you fuck a girl in the ass and before you blow your load, turn her around and blow it in her mouth while she sucks on your rusty lollipop

Man I gave my girlfriend a rusty lollipop that was cream filled

by John Hofzer December 10, 2009

Rusty Scissors

When 2 senior citizen Lesbians are cranking out their passion for one another

by rubbing their genitalia together.
A synonym would be 'cuttin the cobwebs'

I walked in on my grandma and her friend and they were doing the Rusty Scissors like there was no tomorrow.

by Luther Vandy August 19, 2020

Rusty Keyhole

An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.

I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.

by EMoney2k7 November 2, 2007

rusty scupper

The act of of putting a fish up your ass for sexual gratification.

My friend an EMT told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his ass. They had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. They call that move the rusty scupper!

by Little Smokey October 21, 2007