Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.
by Clementineisoffline August 1, 2022

by pseudoscene June 16, 2020

by Ronald0809 May 29, 2022

One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.
MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...
by LINDAMY April 10, 2025

"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."
"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."
"At least I'm not a Brad."
"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."
"At least I'm not a Brad."
by Fucktard Penisface January 13, 2023

Uhhh, he is being a Russell!
by USLOVAAAAAAAAAAA October 29, 2019
