Rump gliding

Falling onto one’s lower back or butt and gliding across a given surface, such as ice or tile

Samantha was laughed at after rump gliding across the blue line in a hockey game

by Pollyy January 8, 2022

Rumpkin

A non consensual blumpkin.

The judge sentenced Jerry to 30 years in prison for making the man accept his rumpkin.

by Drgooner March 26, 2022

Rumple Stiltskin

Some goblin ass from a shitty book

That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

by bigballer322 May 23, 2022

Rumpkin

The act of tossing someone’s salad while they are defecating in a toilet.

My girlfriend gave me a rumpkin while I was dropping a massive load on taco Tuesday.

by Rayman1215 June 19, 2022

Rumpdumtious

Rumpdumtious- Definition, meaning something good or immaculate

Bro this food is so rumpdumtious it makes me want to poop

by Guppy247 June 29, 2022

Rumping

When you are rejected by atleast 3 Hispanic women and begin to research mass shooters

Bro! I was rumping all night on r/masskillers

by Rumplover July 17, 2022

rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.

"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"

by Hunkle October 3, 2022