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Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
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Ruben

Ruben is gay as fuck
by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022
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rebanks

the sexiest nigga alive and bitches everyone in xbox com
that nigga rebanks is my dad
by PumpMyServer June 2, 2022
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Ruben Ses

Sus Lover.
Likes kissin' men.
Plays Fortnite all day.
Piaggio Ciao two stroke turbo aspirated.
Has a home made gym, that is unused.
Fastest gunslinger in the far west.
Ejaculates in 10 sec watchin' twerking videos.
A: You're a Ruben Ses! Shame on u!
B: Fr.
by NoBallsNoDick June 8, 2022
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ruben

my boyfriend who i love and i’ll die for his nyash
i’m a nyash warrior for rubens nyash
by im1011 July 1, 2022
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Ruben geerman

Ruben Geerman is also known as the Ableton king or the closer of computers. Ruben can also be used as closing. Ruben is also married to Blake walker and Matthew bussa.
Hey John can you Ruben geerman your computer for a moment?
by Amongler July 2, 2022
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rubashri

boy: that girl is a indian and is sensitive and have anger issues.

girl: that is so rubashri
by L_ruba August 30, 2022
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