Oklahoma wash rack

Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.
That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.
by Black008 September 3, 2013
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dutch spice rack

when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"
Guy 1 "Dude I totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!"

Guy 2 "Sweet bro"
by youknowwhodurr November 7, 2011
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rack-n-twat

A water sport involving a network of rackets, wickets and small blue balls. Despite its simplicity the sport never developed a following outside the greek system due largely to its unfortunate name. The object of the game is not fully understood.
Dude, you have to come, I met these hot ass twins. They're totally down for a round of rack-n-twat in the quad this afternoon.
by Tee Bag and Cuntry Mouse February 19, 2008
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Whalley Towel Rack

A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.
After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.
by Cliff the Rod August 4, 2007
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Bohemian Spice Rack

While you are having sex and find yourself about to finish, you promptly yell out "Andale!" and jack yourself off in the same manner of using a salt or pepper shaker all over the face and most importantly eyes of your significant other.
Oh my gosh Jeff! You really Bohemian Spice Racked your dog?
by yeah he did the alligator October 20, 2010
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punk-rack-ular

Adjective applied to an attractive and exceptionally buxom punk rock girl.
"That Angela is one punk-rack-ular goddess," said Sam as he gazed longingly at the mohawked beauty in the mosh pit.
by Ian McDowell January 2, 2006
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you're racking em

When you say something very stupid or retarded.
Me: Doesn't 2+2= 4 ?
Friend: Yeah, but you're racking em.
by Timthebroski August 18, 2016
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