Quofe

When your penis has a queef

Arnold was chillin until he farted from the front of his pants therefore he had a quofe

by Bjshejamsshjsnx November 27, 2018

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius April 11, 2011

quaternary

A knee jerk response from corporate to increase profits and decrease cost.

Carlos, why are you sending us your quaternary screen shit?

by Paperhead March 26, 2007

E-quode

When a girl is a bitch and a male acts like a bigger asshole; which results in the female's desire for the male's love & affection.

The female feels attraction to the man because he is a dick and appears uninterested in her.

(Usually has a profound effect on rich/snotty/stuck-up bitches)

"That girl Jess is a bitch!"

"Just throw the E-quode on her when you speak; you'll have her in the sheets in a flat week."

by CrackerJack March 20, 2009

Quotev

'Quotev' is a bad website that deletes innocent people off of their website and never lets them come back. It also misinterpreted cyber bullying by punishing the victim of the bullying.

'I got deleted off of Quotev because I reported somebody being racist. DO NOT JOIN QUOTEV.'

by EleanortheAngry September 11, 2015

Quotev

Quotev is a place known for people who like to write stories, make quizzes and polls, or even join groups. Its a place where you can post activities, and things like that.

Not only that, its filled with some pretty shitty people, and I wouldn't recommend it. People rarely ever make stories or quizzes anymore and are too busy hiding behind a picture of their favorite celebrity. In all the other definitions, they say everyone is family, and everyone is equal. Lmao.

Want to make fake friends and get depressed? Go to quotev.

by newyearsnobody June 26, 2016

P-Quater

another name for The Prime meridion used by idiotic numbskulls.

Teacher: Can anyone name the line that goes around the earth

Student: the Equater?

Teacher: Good, now what about the other direction?

Student #dumbass: uhhhh? The P-Quater?

by Non Devon April 16, 2003