Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
Get the Queef Heavingmug. When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
by le queef nougat August 3, 2016
Get the Queef Nougatmug. by hookemyea December 15, 2011
Get the Glitter Queefmug. The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.
As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
by Neptune666 April 17, 2011
Get the lubricated queefmug. by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022
Get the queef deefmug. by FelixTheCat11 June 17, 2021
Get the Editor in Queefmug. by TheRealPhallus December 12, 2017
Get the Drama Queefmug.