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Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.
Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!
Queef Before Beef by M10-2 May 22, 2020

queef_soup 

queef_soup is super cool and deserves a lot more than they already have on tiktok πŸ˜―πŸ‘
THEYRE ALMOST AT 1000 FOLLOWERS TOO WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
β€œqueef_soup has the coolest videos πŸ˜†β€

queef deef

when a woman queefs into a mans penis hole and he deefs into her ear
me and lily did a queef deef
queef deef by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

Queef Wellington 

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"
Queef Wellington by SamHateHer September 2, 2022

Queef Hanger 

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.
Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.