putter butter

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009

postern

a former employee made redundant by an organisation who is now doing work for free for that organisation, usually in the hope of being rehired when the economy improves.

She's trying to find a new direction, but in the mean time, she's effectively an IBM postern, still trying to direct sales leads towards her old employer.

by graviton August 25, 2010

Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.

I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!

by DayToDay July 10, 2011

Pusher

a Bike

Mush, get on your pusher and come down shops

by MadsMuller August 7, 2019

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain July 24, 2008

pack pusher

Someone who is pushing the pace of a group of runners against the will of the rest of the group, however, they feel they must keep up because everyone looks better if you finish as a group.

person1: Person2 drop back, and stop being a pack pusher.

by unwanted. April 26, 2009