Poser

Someone who claims to be a goth/punk/skater/grunger/whatever without knowing what it is they're trying to become. Anyone who says they do Witchcraft and threatens to cast a spell on you (the rule says: don't threaten, don't warn). Anyone doing anything just to look cool. (Most "punks")

Avril Lavigne was going to do Country music until she was told she wouldn't be sign if she didn't do a "punk act", oh wait, she's not just a poser, she's a sell-out, too.

by Mary April 22, 2003

Metal-Poser

A young person (typically female or feminine/emo male) who listens to metalcore, deathcore or nu-metal. These genres represent the extremely commercial form of metal music and are designed for teenage girls/boys. These genres are widely considered as fake metal or poser metal among the true metal-fans.

Bands like Bullet For My Valentine, Bring Me The Horizon, As I Lay Dying and Slipknot are typical examples about fake metal, poser metal and mallcore.

Metal-poser is basically a fan of nu-metal, metalcore or deathcore.

True Metalhead: "I enjoy many different metal sub-genres like heavy metal, power metal, NWOBHM, thrash metal, speed metal, black metal, viking metal, progressive metal, death metal and doom metal. Some of my favourite bands include Black Sabbath, Pentagram, Death, Saxon, Mercyful Fate, Led Zeppelin, Satyricon, Kreator, Slayer, Behemoth and Amon Amarth. I have a lot of respect for the fore-fathers of metal music and I buy real albums."

Metal-Poser: "I just downloaded some songs by Bullet For My Valentine and I Killed the prom Queen. Man, they are sooo br00tal."

True Metalhead: "What are you? A Metal-Poser?"

by True-Metal-Rules September 30, 2010

poser

- People who try to be something they are not.
- People who have no idea what they are talking about.
- Insecure people who try to hard to fit in

Just be yourself. Black, Italian, Irish, Chinise, skater, goth, cheerleader, whatever just be yourself and don't give up who you are just to have fake friends.

Poser: "Oh my gawd I am so emoo, ew why are you wearing red?!? that's not dark and misunderstood like me!!

Normal Kid: "Emo doesn't mean wearing all back, fuck face, and I'm wearing red cause it's my favorite color, so you can pretend to be emo or whatver but in the end your just a replica of so many other fake kids aroudn you".

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

indie poser

Usually a really rich brat who tries to act like they love the environment even though they drive a Toyota SUV. They constantly talk about going to college in Colorado and try to make radical statements which are often not radical in any shape or form. They also use polaroid instant cameras and use film cameras for taking their facebook or myspace profile pictures. They are normally underage and act like they will be the one that will change the world. They also constantly talk about the Beatles, John Lennon, and The Flaming Lips.

"So did you hear that Alex is going to Colorado for college?"

"Yea and his parents are letting him take his 4Runner, he'll fit in really well with all those other indie posers."

by Miles1731 January 1, 2009

poser

Also see: Scene Kids
1.) Someone who tries to be something that they are not

2.)Teenage boys (usually white or asian) who have Justin Bieber-style or closely shorn hair or fauxhawks, wear designer super-skinny jeans, designer skate shoes, and "vintage"-style shirts showcasing bands that they do not know about nor give a shit about (just trying to look cool). Usually seen trying to poser-jerk to shitty mainstream rap or hanging with their scene cunts, trying to look "gangsta".
Seen usually in rich, white areas.

Regular dude: (sees poser wearing crisp Wu-Tang Clan t-shirt) Dude, do you even know what Wu-Tang Clan is?

Poser: (in fake gangsta drawl) Fuck you, faggot! They're a band. (gives scene cunt a lecherous stare and pulls his skinny jeans down some more)

by RENEGADE_OF_PUNKK April 20, 2010

Indian Poker

With a bill of any denomination, the barcode on the the bill represents a poker hand. The best five numbers/letters or combination of the two wins. The best hand is AAAAA. This game obviously works the best not having seen any of the bills. Some people play with rounds of betting revealing a little something more about their bill/hand each round.

Jim - Hey you little chug, got a bill?
Bill - No.. I got some change.
Jim - You shouldn't have bought the lysol so we could've played Indian Poker.
Bill - Next time.
Jim - Ya, next time.

by Scott Too Hot July 29, 2009

Indie Poser

An Indie Poser is an individual who decides to go "indie" because they want to try to be "different". They will most likely take bubblegum pop music and change the song title, artist and album name, and also the album artwork so that it looks as though it were indie. They also try to get the "indie look" by wearing stupid crap that doesn't match. When asked what stereotype they would consider themselves, they will usually respond, "Oh, I'm SOO indie." If you check their iPod, they will say, "You probably won't know any of the bands, they're ALL INDIE." You must avoid these people. They are obnoxious and dumb.

Indie: Hey, have you ever heard of "She Who Paints Walls"? It's this fairly new indie band.
Indie Poser: LOL yeah! I have all of their songs!
Indie: You do realize I just made that up, right?
Indie Poser: ....

by PenguinHats October 15, 2012