An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.
Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".
by joedrums September 26, 2015
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2) Gossip
3) Scripture
These three categories cover the types of material that are toxic to the ears and minds of those that are unfortunate enough to come into contact with them. The best way to deal with it depends on which category you have been exposed to.
For category 1, locate tracks by Stereophonics or Muse, press play, crank it up to 11 and take a deep breath.
For category 2, pass the gossip along immediately, thus forcing it to exit your mind.
For category 3, get drunk and fuck someone immediately.
2) Gossip
3) Scripture
These three categories cover the types of material that are toxic to the ears and minds of those that are unfortunate enough to come into contact with them. The best way to deal with it depends on which category you have been exposed to.
For category 1, locate tracks by Stereophonics or Muse, press play, crank it up to 11 and take a deep breath.
For category 2, pass the gossip along immediately, thus forcing it to exit your mind.
For category 3, get drunk and fuck someone immediately.
"I was getting a lift with Josh, but I'll be taking the bus from now on, due to the massive dose of Prince related ear poison he pumped into the car"
"Yeah, I heard about it, and I already passed that ear poison on, so I'm immune to your injection. Move it along!"
"Right, that's our weekly shot of ear poison done with until next sunday. Now let's go to Foxies and get us some whores!"
"Yeah, I heard about it, and I already passed that ear poison on, so I'm immune to your injection. Move it along!"
"Right, that's our weekly shot of ear poison done with until next sunday. Now let's go to Foxies and get us some whores!"
by MagickDio May 18, 2010
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A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.
by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006
Get the Poon Jabbi mug.the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.
"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"
Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007
Get the poon slap mug.(noun, verb)Accidental, explosive diarrhea; usually associated with children, traveling, or food poisoning.
"Dude, while I was baby-sitting your kid, he had a poonami in his pajamas. I had to stick him, fully clothed, in the shower."
by Edward Cafeto April 26, 2006
Get the poonami mug.A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.
Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.
Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.
Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.
by Mighty Ducks June 7, 2005
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