Your pet Toad is on easy mode 

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.

John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

Your pet Toad is on easy mode by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019

ops pet 

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

ops pet by goofing off March 20, 2006

Boob pet 

A person who sticks their hands down your shirt constantly. Can be annoying or funny.

Or in chatrooms, someone who "hides" in your boobs all the time.

Boy: *hides in your boobs" ;-;

Girl: I now have a boob pet. :D!

Boob pet by Zelo April 30, 2009

stew pet 

a compliment meaning that they are good with pets.

That girl is 'stew pet'

stew pet by theswaggernaut January 1, 2017

Teachers Pet 

Someone everyone hates or thinks is annoying

Isn’t Emily such a teachers pet?

Teachers Pet by octopuasssshbsjajhd May 25, 2018

your pet a sket 

the WORST insult EVER according to date, if used every planet explodes

1-yourm mom gay
2-your dad a lesbian
1-your granny tranny
2-your grandpap a trap
1-your sister a mister
2-your brother a mother
1- i will say it
2-i dare you
1-y-your pet a SKET
*LITELARRY EVERY PLANET FUCKING EXPLODES AND EVERY ONE ON EARTH DIES*

your pet a sket by thememel0rd May 27, 2018

being pet like a chicken 

having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.

Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay

being pet like a chicken by vividtears November 17, 2018