Cincinatti Patty

When u shit on sumones chest and make it flat like a patty and then u come in the middle.

i gave my girlfriend the cincinatti patty last nite

by ILIKETITS! July 31, 2009

Pitty Patty

A game involving a large inmate and a willing/unwilling fresh inmate. It is a form of initiation into the jail community. The game generally consists but is not limited to foreplay, mushroom stamping, cuddling, intercourse, and pillow talk.

There is never a distinct winner or end to the game, but the new inmate is always the loser.

looks like we have a new player for pitty patty

by l33tpittyPatty October 25, 2010

Chatty Patty

Someone who curses several times in a sentence and can tend to scream when doing so

She was pissed off and she was screaming so I told her, "Stop being such a Chatty Patty!"

by ChattyPatty2.0 November 30, 2017

biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

St. Patty's Day Fatty

a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!

On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.

by Token Asian March 17, 2010

natty patty

When your shit has the consistency of and looks like a raw hamburger patty after drinking too much natty beer the night before

Dave drank too much natty last night, now he is sitting on the toilet dropping a natty patty.

by baschmidty April 7, 2017

flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019