Parker

He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person

Parker what the hell are you doing

by Mustardmen July 4, 2019

Parker

An idiotic but very sweet guy and you are lucky to have him as a friend

Guy: Gosh Parker’s such a great guy

Girl: I know right

by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020

Parker

Humungous schlong. Works out while watching MarkiPoo FNAF letsplays. Female Manipulator, only listens to Wheezer and the Smiths. Owns multiple of Hard Rock Nick's pre used panties.

THE VOID THE VOID IS COMING WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS PARKER LOOK OUT

by LeftySs April 26, 2022

Parker

Parker is a weird faggot and is really fine also she is gay which makes her my gf she will always make you smile and when I’m mad she makes it either worse or better she is pretty and has anger issues she likes to box and will makes me happy. Gay fag

Wish I was a gay fag like Parker

She’s so pretty

by Moneybagnuts May 29, 2022

Parker ruhlen

Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.

Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan”
Me (taking a picture for proof)

Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”

by Saucy nugs February 14, 2024

eddie parker

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman

Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.

by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018

Parker

A Parker is a a rude, arrogant , and a perverthe will try to be manipulating and will try to control you and has a way to high of an ego and will most likely commit a crime.

Person 1: Hey do you know who that is.
Person 2: Yea he is Parker.
Person 1: Wow, he is so rude and perverted didn’t he commit a crime.
Person 2: Yes we should go report him to the police.

by One out of billions of humans December 31, 2019