Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
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What you call someone with a huge gaping vagina that has been pounded so hard for so long that it resembles silly putty in that sense that you can shape it to be whatever you want.
Some douche: I pounded that bitch so hard last night I turned her vagina into slutty puddy.
Douchey friend: Bro that's fucking word, you gotta hook me up with that bitch.
Some douche: Totes!
*ended with a douchey bro fist*
Douchey friend: Bro that's fucking word, you gotta hook me up with that bitch.
Some douche: Totes!
*ended with a douchey bro fist*
by TetsuoRage October 8, 2011
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"I shouldn't have left the teddy bear from my childhood on the bed when he came over... it will never be the same after he pulled an operation paddington on me last night!"
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