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FUCK THA POLICE

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the feeling you git when you see the police and you dont give a fuck
your home boy-> ohh shit 5 0, 5 0!!!!!!!

you-> man FUCK THA POLICE!!!!!
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punk police

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a phrase from the mouth of Tupac meaning racist fuzz
"and the punk police can't phase me"
by myerhead May 19, 2004
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Virginia State Police

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A bunch of ass holes who cant do there job, they go too overboard with everything and never give you a break. They have also been notorious for breaking uo partys, but if theyre Northern Virginia parties, they tend to party WITH them.
"dude, i just got pulled over todya by a va. cop"
"oh man, what happened?"
"i got a FAT ticket, then invited him to my party later tonite."
by #1FAN March 24, 2005
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Excise Police

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Undercover police officers that walk around parking lots at concerts or other events looking for any minors drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, using tobacco, or any other illegal thing you can think of. They will dress in common street attire and typically will be in small groups or spread out in the same area. Will present badge, ask age and for i.d., if you have done anything wrong they will arrest you. If you are a minor, they will usually call your parents and have them pick you up, but if they are assholes they might take you to juvenile detention. If you are an adult, jail. A very ridiculous group of people whom have nothing better to do with their lives than ruin other peoples nights.
Concert Goer #1: Yo man why didn't you meet up with us at the Dave Matthews Band concert?

Concert Goer (myself) #2: Sorry dude I got arrested in the parking lot by the Excise Police because I was smoking a cigarette and I had seven joints in my cigarette pack. I'm in deep shit!

Concert Goer #1: Dude that sucks! That's the second year in a row that's happened to you.
by MrMojoRisin_41 October 24, 2008
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Portagee police dog

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A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.
I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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Urbandale Police

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Police department known for their use and sales of confiscated drugs. To be a cop who has a dildo hidden in his ass found during the rectal cavity search while being booked into jail for having $20,000 worth of stolen meth from the police locker with a hooker in his van.
Sgt. Trimble was a cop for the Urbandale Police until he was busted for having stolen meth from the locker and a dildo up his ass and a hooker in his van.
by Chief Wiggens March 25, 2005
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Pullman police

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n. A group of low-life pigs who have nothing better to do than hassle fun-loving college students. Even if you are attempting to be responsible, these homosexuals will attempt to ass-ram you through the court system.
The Pullman Police are a bunch of fags.
by Po-hater April 29, 2003
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