Paxton Taylor Clarke

Small petite young man with a massive caboose. Gets all the baddies and is great with the baddies

That dude Paxton Taylor Clarke gets all the baddies

by Zaybuns July 25, 2022

Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.

1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!

by chickenherder August 3, 2022

Payton

A poptard ginger that says they'll kill themselves but never go's through with it. Thinks that people are her friends but in reality they all hate her. Only attracts dwarf kids and spectrum kids.

God damn don't we all just hate that carrot top bitch payton.

by Yeahyeah6869 August 16, 2022

Payton

A texas realtor who drives a Jeep, works out a lot and only eats vegan food.

You’re such a Payton

by Las Colinas Suburbs August 25, 2022

payton hornkohl

a half slave

person 1: “man i miss when we had those payton hornkohls around”

perosn 2: “nah i wish we had those jasmine valentines”
person 3:”nah yall r so wrong i wish we had those zoe crawleys”

by poopshole September 2, 2022

Paxton

Hood rich. Gets all the baddies.

Paxton is soo hood rich.

by Hood master September 5, 2022

Paxton

Paxton is like cocaine. You are attracted to him even though you don’t know why you originally came to him. You can’t seem to get enough of his crackhead energy. But somehow he’s still the sexiest motherfucker on Earth. And just like cocaine, he will make you go bankrupt.

I can’t believe that you’re still hooked on Paxton, he must be something special. Too bad I am missing out on him.

by NatchieWatchie3000 October 5, 2022