counter-own

to counter an attempted ownage towards a person(s) thus owning them in return

<packetNinja> like the loose girls NinjaBSD will be sleeping with
<elkbuntu> s/will be/already is/
<Beth> NinjaSTD it should be then
<elkbuntu> ROFL
<packetNinja> lol that was a pretty nice call
* NinjaBSD is now known as NinjaSTDFree
<elkbuntu> rofl! counter-own!

by elkbuntu July 28, 2008

gnaw my own arm off

The last thing you'd ever want to do.

I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than go to that party.

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

Shit my own bell

The process by which you become overly excited, frustrated, or any other strong emotion by a situation and unfortunate things happen to the body.

I got so pissed off at that stupid driver that cut me off I shit my own bell.

by Arthur Unkgnome April 24, 2011

fishing in your own pond

Dating people from your decade

Jennifer didn't want to flirt with men her own age, because you're not a cougar anymore when you're fishing in your own pond.

by Cupcake1010 April 21, 2017

Archive of Our Own

Archive of Our Own(AO3 for short) is a non-profit fanfic website that is pro libertarian and upholds the value of free speech. Founded in 2009, the website sees over 10 million visitors daily.

Unlike Fanfiction.Net, AO3 upholds the value of free speech by allowing stuff that wouldn't be allowed on other websites.

Archive of Our Own is the best website ever

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

I Own

To fucking own every person you encounter in-game or in RL.

High Reaper and Soldier Pk 1 owned the wildy but now that the wildy is gone and RuneScape blows, they own your mom. I Own You Bitch.

by Daniel and Chris April 5, 2008

I Own

To fucking own every person you encounter in-game or in RL.

High Reaper and Soldier Pk 1 owned the wildy but now that the wildy is gone and RuneScape blows, they own your mom. I Own You Bitch.

by Daniel and Chris April 6, 2008