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Max the dash

Going as fast as possible in your ride
"Last night when I was driving drunk home from the rave I decided to max the dash in my outback Subaru."
by Phifester February 20, 2009
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dash pack

noun- a portmanteu of the words 'darshan' (see- darshan)and 'douche'.
"you dash pack, stop being such a fucking neeb caked drash dill (see drash dill)," ie: turn on the xbox darshan
by Jaiasaurus maximus plexikus January 1, 2009
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'bow-dash

A dash of seasoning, but with a little extra elbow.
-Did you put salt in this sauce?
-Just a dash.
-Tastes a little bland. Better put a 'bow-dash in this time.
by Boulderdash player March 14, 2013
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jack and dash

Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!
by Asstreasurer July 23, 2014
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Pebble dashed

The result of a shotgun shit, the spattering of poo all over the sides of the toilet bowl.
"It felt like too risky a fart to do without being sat on the toilet, I'm glad I didn't take a chance on it because as I let it rip some shit came out and I pebble dashed the sides of the bowl"
by bruciebaby October 15, 2014
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Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
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Isle Dash

When you shit your pants in a grocery store isle and immediately dash to the next isle.
I just shit my pants and ran to the next isle.. I pulled the isle dash.
by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015
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