weekend bopper

A particular breed of alcoholic/drug addict who gets drunk or abuses illicit drugs on the weekends.

Jonny won't admit he's a weekend bopper, because he gets his shit done during the week.

by autumnalwaysleaves May 3, 2009

phat weekend

A weekend of more than 2 days. Optimally there are three or four days off together.

Amy couldn’t wait to use the phat weekend for a quick getaway to the beach. She was going to invite her crew!

by Whitword March 24, 2023

national call your boyfriend weekend

the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”

by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

Weekend setter

When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...

Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.

by set your weekend March 8, 2012

delete weekend

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week

guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.

by bladewind April 17, 2013

weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012

National Cheat Weekend

if you have a gf/bf or if your talking to sumbody fuk them cause it’s national cheat weekend. it’s always before christmas. it’s like a early christmas gift.

always the weekend before christmas!

girl: so you cheated with me
boy: babyyyyy... ITS NATIONAL CHEAT WEEKEND!!!!
girl: oh it’s ok baby i cheated too

by 10/10wouldhighlyrecommend December 16, 2020