Barn-owled

The act of sneaking up behind someone and holding their head before turning it 180 degrees in the opposite direction, in a manner not unlike a barn owl swings it's head around in a single sweep.

Jack got barn-owled this morning in the ring.

by Gray Nightshade May 27, 2021

ytghbnurfjmviekdc,owls.xqp;a/z

INSANE BOREDOM. When you type all of the rows on the keyboard from the center outwards.

Person1: i is so borred i think i is gunna type ytghbnurfjmviekdc,owls.xqp;a/z
Person2: *begins running*

by anonymous sussy mom doer February 4, 2023

owlsfootball

godlike;
heavenly;
invincible;
ultrahigh dps;
better than ronniss;

owlsfootball's dps is so high it squash's ronniss's dps like a ant

by Nate3713 December 24, 2007

owlbear

a mix with a bear and an owl that had sex (somehow)

AND JONY DIES FROM A OWLBEAR HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by reeeeeeeeeep December 5, 2018

Owls

An "emo" band from Chicago, Illinois, started by Tim Kinsella and members of the former Cap'n Jazz. The band lasted only from 2001-2002, but it was still able to further the unique sound of the Kinsella brothers and make a name for itself within the emo and indie scenes. Tim and Sam went on to form Joan of Arc, Sam and Victor played together in Ghosts and Vodka, and Mike Kinsella went on to pursue his solo project "Owen".

"A promise implied can't be broken..." - Tim Kinsella of Owls

by parker123 October 21, 2007

Owljob

When a girl dresses up as an owl and gives someone a blow job. It is not when the girls head is at a 90 degree angle.

Girl: As soon as I can find an owl costume, i'll give you an owljob!
Boy: Sounds great!!

by Kate Chalmers August 5, 2009

owling

to leave one's home late at night and sit in fields or playgrounds with friends and listen to music and stare at stars. often done instead of important duties such as homework. preferred music includes phil collins, explosions in the sky, or bright eyes. cumberland farms slushies are often brought along for refreshment.

Person 1: (over facebook chat) Hey im sick of homework, wanna go owling?

Person 2: Yes! i will be there in 5 minutes bring a blanket.

Person 3: we doin Cumbies?

Persons 1 &2 : Hell yeah

by wee boobs November 22, 2009