Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

by B. Wow, B. Wowed April 22, 2011

Bawai Cow

He is god, and he is cow. Don't disrespect him, or the council and the milk will kill you. He stars in many bibles.

"Bawai Cow sucks!" said joe
Joe fucking dies

by wi3hfl November 12, 2019

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)

"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."

by Cow_esperts January 21, 2016

cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

Cow juice

when you milk a cow

yummy cow juice

by moxxis left January 22, 2020

Polishing the cow

To rub one out in a field.

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!

by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014