-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})
-Jenny Craig for Males.
-Jenny Craig for Males.
by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011
Get the Jimmy Craigmug. Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
Get the Soft Jimmymug. by SamFlamesRBS June 23, 2019
Get the Jimmy Agnewmug. A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
Get the Thin Jimmymug. by lone ripper July 14, 2009
Get the jimmy ripmug. When a hit tv show makes a strange decision to kill off one of its more popular characters that antagonizes a large part of their audience and leads to declining viewership and eventual cancellation of the show.
1. What the hell were the producers thinking? In the second season of a show you are supposed to grow the beard not Kill Jimmy.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
by hello_my_name_is_termite December 30, 2011
Get the Kill Jimmymug. A sex activity where the male gets a bone and puts 2 piece of wood or metal on top and bottom of the penis keeping it as stiff and straight as possible then putting it in the vagina and jimmieing his dick like a lockpick inside with a very fast forward and backward motion
by Habernero February 28, 2021
Get the Stiffy Jimmymug.