simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

next Sunday

Next Sunday means the next Sunday you get to

Fancy a roast next Sunday?

by Next Police July 26, 2022

sloppy next

neither first nor second, but third and afterwards

"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!

by George Leo August 15, 2022

I want next

Phrase used to ask a girl to smash

I want next with her

by Mattyicey04 September 22, 2022

me next

It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"

Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!

by lovecerisemotion September 27, 2022

Is he next out of robloxia?

Is he next out of robloxia is a phrase used to compare artists to hit singer drake.

IS HE NEXT OUT OF ROBLOXIA?? 😤💯😭😭
"GOOD MORNING USA!

IVE GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY!

THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON ITS FACE
AND ITS GIVING A SALUTE TO THE AMERICAN RACE!"
you: O NAH HE STRAIGHT OUT OF ROBLOXIA 💀

by Vetrien October 2, 2022